Thar be Pirates a foot! ARrrrrr

Cap'n Greg, Cottage Grove, Wisconsin

Avast Ye and Ahoy thar, me Hearties and land lubbers alike… Tis I, Cap'n Greg here to give report on me maiden voyage to a Krispy Kreme Doughnuts retail store. Me Pirate Crew hauled anchor early the morn' of Wednesday September 19th and set sail for our nearest Krispy Kreme Doughnut shop, 29 miles Due East as the Crow flies…. in Middleton Wisconsin. We charted our course and set sail to take advantage of the "International Talk Like A Pirate Day" Krispy Kreme Doughnut give away… Aye Aye says I…. Batten Down the hatches, hoist the main sail and take no prisoners…. Full Speed Ahead! Due to clear skies, and favorable winds, we made excellent time through shark infested waterrrrs and arrived safely at our destination. We soon discovered that we were to be the first Pirates to land at their shores, and made a great, grand entrance by announcing to the Krispy Crème crew "Prepare To Be Boarded!!" And what a Great Grand group they were, making us feel very welcome in deed… (considering we were Pirates thar to pillage thar tasty golden doughnuts) What a treasure it was… We parlayed our haul, and divided the booty according to the Pirate Code… and returned to the world of work to share our bounty with coworkers and friends… What an Excellent Adventure you afforded us… and for that we Thank ye Kindly! Arrrrr Cap'n Greg & Crew